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I Hate Shop (I Am Shop)

from Employee Of The Month by Stephen EvEns

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    Spectacular red and green 'cornetto' coloured vinyl to match the artwork. Mr EvEns first appearance on glorious technicolour.

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lyrics

It’s going to drive me insane, won’t you drive me to work?
It must get better than this.
Can’t take another hour, or the following six, can I gets-a-gets-a cup of coffee?
A nice young girl or a bored house wife, I can’t even get a sins of the flesh?
At the end of the day I guess the cards are all marked?
I’m gonna burn it down…FIRE!

Stand up and greet the rabbid hoards …and I hate shop (I am shop)
You see we’re dead behind our eyes …and I hate shop (I am shop)

Listen, listen, listen to the boring man he has no friends so you’ll have to do.
Have you looked into your father’s eyes, does he no longer have a son?
Grab your coat, grab your bag and run, don’t even wait until the day has gone.
Let’s face it, you’re here until the day you want to…DIE!

Stand up and greet the rabbid hoards …and I hate shop (I am shop)
You see we’re dead behind our eyes …and I hate shop (I am shop)
You thought your life would be much more …and I hate shop (I am shop)
And lunch you take from 3 till 4 …and I hate shop (I am shop)

Go! Woo! No! ARGHHH!
Pledge allegiance to the the store.
Get a gun (get a pricing gun)
Fiddle Sticks.
No!

I hate shop (I am shop)

credits

from Employee Of The Month, released August 28, 2020
Stephen Gilchrist - Drums, Vocals, Baritone Guitar
Nicholas J. Howiantz Jnr. - Bass
Jimi Scandal - Guitar
Kate Arnold, Anna Dodridge, Gabi Garbutt, Caroline Gilchrist & Katie Wilson - Backing Vocals

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Stephen EvEns UK

He has spent most of his days touring here and there with minor indie celebrity. He has for now shunned the tourbus lifestyle for a wander through his own songbook for a change. Armed with a battered guitar, a casiotone and a few pedals Stephen presents songs that mix the likes of Yo La Tengo & Ivor Cutler with broken friendships and human error. ... more

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